iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
oujia: karma-guardian: itallseemsimpossible: cookieisafangirl: sleepingwithsharma: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. Always reblog when it comes up on my dash. 12 million! Disney can’t say no! or the next princess is lesbian. ^^ this one 14 million and counting I think we are all capable of counting.
thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off that is beautiful
broadway-phan: fact-and-fricti0n: The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right This deserves more notes.
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
lizziefaguire: i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just...
erossum: awkwardlilgirl: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: are-you-my-tennant: neilpatrickheaven: i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
a-spider: Its hard to be confident when you know you’re ugly
YOU CAN GET ADDICTED TO A CERTAIN KIND OF SADNESS.
kurtandblainehouse: loki-sherlocki: jediwizardtimelord: deanisanactualprincess: vvivaa: